Posted by: Jeremy | June 26, 2010

Blame the “no fly zone” underwear


File this under “sketchy”, amongst other things: According to the above footage, a pants-less assassin has been terrorizing bathrooms at ballparks across the Midwest United States this summer. Somehow, the guy has left his mark at Wrigley Field, Camden Yards, Progressive Field, Target Field and Miller Park — and been caught on camera each time. How many other places has he struck? How many more assaults will he launch the rest of the summer? Stay tuned…

(via Deadspin)

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  1. South Park did it!! That’s how Butter’s goes…..therefore we’ve seen a Butters fan (not Butterfield). If that’s his claim to fame, HE NEEDS TO GET A NEW OUTLOOK ON LIFE!!!

    What scares me is…. NOT ONLY IS HIS BUDDY DOING ALL THAT CAMERA WORK, BUT IN WASHROOMS!!!!!!! AND NOBODY SAID ANYTHING, OR KICKED THEIR ASSES!!!!

    The douche put his name on it at the end, and I hope the cops find him and bust him on recording in a bathroom…especially with KIDS in it, as in possible KIDDIE PORN?!?!?!?!?!! I know the piss head doesn’t make any moves that way, but what’s to say his camera guy wasn’t filming baby dinks, editing it out, and keeping that for his private wank collection???!!

  2. Maybe you could catch him when he comes to Toronto? We’ve got $2 billion worth of cops sitting around looking to bust somebody…


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