Posted by: Jeremy | November 28, 2009

Looks like Tiger’s wife swings the golf clubs in that relationship


Tiger deserved to have his face beaten for cheating on that, if you ask me

As expected, plenty of developments in the Tiger Woods incident from early yesterday. By now, it’s pretty clear this wasn’t a “serious accident” — well, unless you consider Woods’ wife beating his face to be just that. According to police, Woods and his Swedish nanny wife Elin Nordegren were involved in a domestic dispute before Woods left at 2:30 am Friday, only to crash his Escalade into a fire hydrant on his way off his property.

There were red flags all over this story to begin with. For one, the details of the crash were sketchy from the beginning: It wasn’t reported until more than 12 hours after it occurred and came on the heels of rumors of Tiger’s racy affair with “New York party girl”. Also, how exactly do you suffer serious injuries from hitting a fire hydrant at less than 33 miles per hour, as Woods would’ve had to have been going for the airbags not to have been deployed in his SUV? Well, all that stuff is out the window now, because the initial severity of the accident was now certainly just a cover.

With every report popping up, it’s becoming pretty evident Tiger’s “facial lacerations” came from a run-in with Nordegren, after which it looks he left his house, was chased by his wife who smashed the back window of his Escalade as he drove right into a fire hydrant. That’s the way I see it. Case closed. I should have my own TV show.

Anyway, I’m sure we’re far from hearing the last of this story. Should be interesting to see what Woods’ next move is. With trillions of dollars in endorsement money on the line, he’s gonna have to address it sooner rather than later.

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  1. first bell ringing….what was she doing with a golf club outside??? does he keep them on the front yard like other families have bikes, and hockey sticks?

    how could it happen…when the reports began so serious?? then little bits plopped like the rabbit turds from a constipated old man. it became clear that it wasn’t right…… with the charges part being mumbled, but not prominent.

    whoever tried to cover up this will definitely be fired. maybe they went on his squeaky clean image, and ignored the common sense factor!!

  2. […] Alex Mirabeau wrote an interesting post today. Here’s a quick excerptAs expected, plenty of developments in the Tiger Woods incident from early yesterday. By now, it’s pretty clear this wasn’t a “serious accident” — well, unless you consider Woods’ wife beating his face to be just that. … […]

  3. I find the thing to get more funny as it develops. It was pretty clear right away something was up…how do you get “serious” injuries from hitting a fire hydrant. I’m looking forward to seeing what comes next. Hope Tiger was a prenup…

  4. This is hilarious. He should just come out and say what happened rather than let people speculate like everyone is. The story is going to be presented worse than if he just cleared the air.

  5. Yeah, he’s gonna have to. With all the endorsements and his reputation on the line, he’s best to address it before it gets way worse.

  6. yeah,With every report popping up, it’s becoming pretty evident Tiger’s “facial lacerations” .


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