Posted by: Jeremy | November 24, 2009

The truth about Bill Belichick

Bill Belichick is naked, in his own mind at least

I finally figured out why Bill Belichick is such an asshole: He’s simply bitter because he suffers from a rare psychological disorder that allows him to never be completed naked — that’s right, like Tobias Funke, he’s a never-nude, hence the cut-off shorts. Considering the cut-off hoodies he famously wears, Belichick likely even suffers from a rarer and more advanced form of the illness. Get well Bill…



  1. Maybe he should go blue himself

  2. …or take a banger in the mouth.

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