Posted by: Jeremy | October 29, 2009

Shaq looking for career change after loss to Raptors

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I could’ve told Shaq it was time for a career change after his performance last night. Looks like he realizes it too — ESPN reports today that O’Neal has applied to become a social deputy in the state of Ohio, where he’s living now that he’s latching onto LeBron James in hopes of stealing another championship.

Of course, this is nothing new for Shaq-Fu. He previously applied and served in Virginia,ย  Florida and Arizona and has made it clear for some time he wants to get into law enforcement once his playing days are over. Hilariously, his badge was removed in Arizona after his “tell me how my ass taste” diss of Kobe Bryant after the Lakers lost in the 2008 Finals while Shaq was busy being irrelevant with the Suns.

I don’t have a problem with Shaq applying for a spot in law enforcement, but I’m starting to get pretty sick of the guy as a basketball player. Credit to him, though, for realizing his best days are behind him and for creating a stupid reality show to get attention because he’s not getting any for his on-court play anymore. Good luck on those free throws this season, big fella.

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