Posted by: Jeremy | October 26, 2009

Rampant steroid use expected in Cardinals’ clubhouse as McGwire signs on as hitting coach

Big Mac is back

Big Mac is back

Mark McGwire may not be headed to the Hall of Fame, but he’s back in baseball as hitting coach for the St. Louis Cardinals. Tony La Russa, who agreed to return as manager on a one-year contract, made the decision to bring back the former juicer to work with his hitters. If Albert Pujols’ average drops to .193 next season, you’ll know who to blame.

McGwire has stayed out of the public eye since his appearance at a congressional hearing on steroids in 2005, when he famously declared, “I’m not here to talk about the past”. Funny, because no one talks about McGwire’s past either, like when he hit 70 homers in the magical summer of ’98. Then again, most people were pretty sure he was cheating back then already.

Who knows? Maybe McGwire’s hiring will pave the way for the rest of our juiced up former heroes to return to the game. Don’t be shocked if Sammy Sosa signs on with the Cubs as hitting coach or if Rocket Roger ends up back in Boston as pitching coach. Maybe Brian McNamee even catches on with the Jays as strength and conditioning coach — after all, Vernon Wells looks like he could use some ‘roids.



  1. vernie needs a lot more than roids

  2. True, like a heart. Guy just doesn’t give a shit.

  3. You’re an idiot. I can’t wait until you are proven wrong…

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