When times are tough for an NFL coach or player, they sometimes go to drastic measures. Last week, following a 59-0 loss to New England that dropped his team’s record to 0-6, Jeff Fisher showed up at a charity even wearing a Peyton Manning jersey. This week, following a loss that dropped the Chiefs to 1-6, running back and all-world jackass Larry Johnson decided to go the classic route in a new-school way — he dissed his coach via Twitter and called someone that dared to question his opinion a fag. Nice to see L.J. took the weekend off from spitting in the faces of women at clubs, at least.
Anyway, here are a few of Johnson’s Twitter posts (sic):
“my father got more creditentials than most of these pro coaches. … google my father!!!!!!!”
“My father played for the coach from “rememeber the titans”. Our coach played golf. My father played for redskins briefley. Our coach. Nuthn”
After a guy named Jared Launius questioned Johnson’s own performance (a rock-solid 358 yards, 2.7 per carry, and no touchdowns this season), he received these well-thought out responses:
“@jaredlaunius Sorry ur a cornball n ur mom birthed u broke. But I’m cakn patna. While u work or school for 5 dollas n hour. Ha!”
“@jaredlaunius think bout a clever diss than that wit your fag pic. Christopher street boy. Is what us east coast cats call u.”
So, there you have it — Larry Johnson is rich, therefore he is better than you. And he thinks you’re gay.