Posted by: Jeremy | October 26, 2009

Larry Johnson continues to carry himself with class and grace

Big meanie

Big meanie

When times are tough for an NFL coach or player, they sometimes go to drastic measures. Last week, following a 59-0 loss to New England that dropped his team’s record to 0-6, Jeff Fisher showed up at a charity even wearing a Peyton Manning jersey. This week, following a loss that dropped the Chiefs to 1-6, running back and all-world jackass Larry Johnson decided to go the classic route in a new-school way — he dissed his coach via Twitter and called someone that dared to question his opinion a fag. Nice to see L.J. took the weekend off from spitting in the faces of women at clubs, at least.

Anyway, here are a few of Johnson’s Twitter posts (sic):

“my father got more creditentials than most of these pro coaches. … google my father!!!!!!!”

“My father played for the coach from “rememeber the titans”. Our coach played golf. My father played for redskins briefley. Our coach. Nuthn”

After a guy named Jared Launius questioned Johnson’s own performance (a rock-solid 358 yards, 2.7 per carry, and no touchdowns this season), he received these well-thought out responses:

“@jaredlaunius Sorry ur a cornball n ur mom birthed u broke. But I’m cakn patna. While u work or school for 5 dollas n hour. Ha!”

“@jaredlaunius think bout a clever diss than that wit your fag pic. Christopher street boy. Is what us east coast cats call u.”

So, there you have it — Larry Johnson is rich, therefore he is better than you. And he thinks you’re gay.



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