Posted by: Jeremy | August 16, 2009

Trashy Phillies pitcher hurts eye


Brett Myers, possibly drunk

Brett Myers, possibly drunk

Brett Myers’ wife has to be getting a good laugh out of this one. The Phillies pitcher, who was in the news in 2006 for punching his wife in the face in Boston, suffered an eye injury of his own a few days ago and had to miss a rehab start on Saturday. He’s where it gets sketchy, or Myers-esque: He originally claimed he was hit in the face while playing catch with his four-year-old son, then admitted yesterday it happened when he slipped and smashed his face while trying to get in his truck. I’m going to make the bold prediction that the World’s Trashiest Pitcher was hammered when it all went down.

Myers is a bum. His wife eventually dropped the charges, but he made the news again in 2007 for called a reporter a retard after blowing a save. In a sign of all that is wrong in the world, he was a post-season hero for the Phillies last season but came back to earth with a torn labrum after a couple ineffective months in 2009. Now he’s on his way back, if he can only manage to get into his truck without smashing his face. Good luck, Brett Myers.

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